A white gooseA personal space problem

HENK

You go
around.

He was here first.
Apparently, that makes
this his entire park.

Try asking nicely.
$HENK · permanent residentTake the long way
01 / The local residentNo appointment necessary. Or welcome.

It’s a public park.
He disagrees.

HENK lives by the pond. He eats the grass, watches the path and takes passing strangers personally.

Runners take the long way. Dogs suddenly remember somewhere else they need to be.

He recognises the people who feed him.
He chases them too.

02 / A note for visitors

A few park rules.
Recently amended.

The original signs were perfectly reasonable.
HENK had some notes.Management has not approved these.
01Original rule: Keep to the path.HENK’s amendment: Find another path.
02Original rule: All dogs welcome.HENK’s amendment: We’ll see.
03Original rule: Do not disturb the wildlife.HENK’s amendment: Wildlife will disturb you.

Signed, the goose.

03 / There goes the neighbourhood

Same goose.
Bigger pond.

A community memecoin for people
who have chosen the goose’s side.